How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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