How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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