Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
