Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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