I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
operation harelip BJ is a go
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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