And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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