So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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