I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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