ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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