But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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