CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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