The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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