Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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