You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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