its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
