I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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