Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
