Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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