I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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