what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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