are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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