I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
she told me i tasted like america
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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