All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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