it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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