if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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