My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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