Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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