im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I understand Curling. That high.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
The feeling are messing with the penis
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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