went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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