What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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