i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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