seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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