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my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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