just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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