Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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