We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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