If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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