i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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