We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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