I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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