Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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