We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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