apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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