Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
