I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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