Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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