ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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