she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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