I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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