: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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