i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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