her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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