and she was petting her beer can
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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