windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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