so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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