I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
My penis needs a shock collar
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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