he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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