Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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